Lick/Suck Mah Toes

2007-02-14T17:30:00.000+08:00

Happy Valentines to all lovers!

What a sweet day.

Where's my superherolover?

end.

2006-12-19T13:23:00.000+08:00

I've moved

can?

2006-12-05T21:43:00.000+08:00

I have been nice to you.

I've been trying to talk to you?

You never answered.

I know you don give a fug now do you?

please tell me if you don't, cos it's ok.

Please don show me a fugged face.

Cos i really do not like to see it. thank you-

It just fugs me up.

I can move on, i am just trying to be nice

we might as well be strangers.

2006-11-23T15:44:00.000+08:00

* I'll be more then willing to walk the straight path with you

If you let me in.

Come back.

2006-11-20T22:05:00.000+08:00

I regretted not being there.

I never touched you for the last time.

I never called your name for the last time.

I never hugged you for the last time.

I was not there when you needed me.

I wished the doctor had called sooner.

I wished you waited a little longer, for me.

I was late.

I am sorry, I miss you.

You loved me, without a doubt.

And I love you too.

I am sorry I left you alone.

I am sorry.

- i bleed.

VVC

2006-11-16T16:22:00.000+08:00

I haven been to VivoCity.

Damn uncool.

so long ago..

2006-11-14T11:14:00.000+08:00

so much happened, all within the span of 'no-blog'.

why did i stopped blogging?

I was too upset.

Working at Harry Elias Partnership has been an experience.

My boss. I hated her for a period of time. But i'm good with her now.

Everyday, i pray she would not give me work at 4.30-5.00.

Ever since the arrival of the new secretary, my workload dropped by 90%?

Since my first day, ive heard bad things about my boss. How she's changed so many secretaries.

I agreed with them. Although without reasons. She wasn particularly mean or anything.

Now, she's really nice. really really.

She had better treat me to a dinner or lunch for my stint.

Incredible experience.

***

POL-ITE has been a huge load of fun!

Great job TPBT.

-Even thou you have some kind of a standard. You won't go far with that kind of a attitude.

-Dun speak. Do it.

-You and you can piss me off sometimes.

-You can stop wishing.

I have a million things to talk about for the past 6 months of non-blog.

*You, Thanx for the support all these while, Everything*

*You, kiss my arse*

water me.

2006-11-07T22:38:00.000+08:00

I need to re-discover myself.

I am losing my mojo.

my shoes!

2006-08-08T19:32:00.000+08:00

Caught, The fast and furious - Tokyo Drift.

GUD!! it got me bloody excited.

And so my dad promised to let me learn drifting (obviously not in singapore)after graduation. Before Army? sigh- cant wait.

hush

2006-08-07T14:55:00.000+08:00

More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a

plane aimed at the World Trade.

F

2006-08-04T22:44:00.000+08:00

fuckoff.

dot the .

2006-08-02T22:32:00.000+08:00

This shall be my last post till the exams are over.

This is gonna be evrything that happened for the past 2 or 3 weeks in picture summary. =)

Sarah's Birthday Night.

Had lunch another day at tampines town council when i came across this toy grabbing machine, something you will see in every game arcade.

But this was in tampines market. Maybe that explains the stupid notice.

And another...

Ridiculous. wad u gonna do if i wear my uniform and play it.

***

My bro's shop is opening soon! hope the bucks come rolling in.

Macdonald say donate to charity - and they whack nails down MR Ronald Mcdonald's hands.. =(

No wonder the fries are not tasting as good..

Well, that's about everything that happened. yea, not exciting. Unless you want pictures of me reading my school books.

Shake it

2006-07-23T16:24:00.000+08:00

Never one for Big gatherings.

Had a very non-meaty steamboat yesterday with usuals.

25 bucks for a filling, healthy satisfying meal.

Played new games!? my god. wow, we are capable of that.

One might say its boring.

Another might ask "this is fun?"

Hanging around we say. Thats fun.
You guys make life in tp alot more bearable and enjoybale.

Stackos!

I have fortune telling friends.fortune tellers who didn't realise a card was missing

Murderer with hand squeezing was particularly funny.

Is this ending soon?

Grow older

Get married

Have children

Bring them up

Kill myself when they reach adolescence

Don't let it end?

refrain

2006-07-21T21:12:00.000+08:00

10 Things- you might not know/didn't ask, about me.

1. I shit 3-4 times a day.

2. I can eat tomato ketchup with my porridge.

3. I am afraid of dying from choking on medicinal pills.

4. I cannot play an RPG without a guide book. As they say it, bring your game to another level.

5. I eat my maggie less then half cooked.

6. I can dig my nose in public.

7. I can scratch my ass in public.

8. I like going to hospitals.

9. I eat salt for fun.

10. I banged my dad's car with my mum's car. combo

here phishy phishy

2006-07-20T17:44:00.000+08:00

Final Fantasy XII release date - OCTOBER 2006

FUCK YEA!!!!!

Waited soo long since X-2.

YESNESS...

Battle system would be real time though. No more battle transitions and victory poses.

Secondary to the storyline, i really can't wait to hear the music.

Something to look forward to after SIP everyday, something to keep me sane.

**

Anyways.. was looking at my friends signature one day.. and he signed a fish.

There is nothing wrong with this picture i suppose. I drew my fishes like that, in this exact same manner. I think all my friends drew fishes like that too, complete with bubbles and weeds.

I thought something wasn't right with the fish that day.

Do fishes blow bubbles? DO THEY!?

Im not sure. but i think they don't. Who taught me to draw fishes with bubbles coming out from their mouths anws.

**

School's been really good so far. Projects ended and all i have now are my papers.

Sgonna be good.

*Looking forward to Msia*

fire's fired

2006-07-14T23:19:00.000+08:00

You're riding in my car
I turn on the radio
I'm pulling you closer
But you keep tellin' me no
You say you don't like it
But I know you're a liar
'Cause when we kiss
Ooh...

Fire

Late at night
You're taking me home
You say you wanna stay
But I want you to go
Say I don't love you
But you know I'm a liar
'Cause when we kiss
Ooh...

Fire

You had a hold on me right from the start
A grip so tight I couldn't tear it apart
My nerves all jumpin' actin' like a fool
Well my kisses might burn
But my heart stays cool

P.S i just find the lyrics sexy aight?

black is black is back

2006-07-14T17:55:00.000+08:00

Shall be a black head once again.

s'been long since.

Take me for real.

Dun take me for a fool.

moley

2006-07-12T23:14:00.000+08:00

u think your darn smart.

Brown is the new black.

2006-07-09T18:50:00.000+08:00

When i was just a little boy,

I ask my mother, what will i be,

Will i be handsome,

Will i be rich.

This path i walk, today, tomorrow and tomorrow.

When will i take my own path home?

I get scared when i think of it.

I don't want to.

*I hate Sundays. It can feel worse then a Monday at times.

Thanx for all the encouragement from yall. Its been blessings in disguises.

2cer:your com spastic la!

2sj: i tink your face is less chubbier now. Must be determined like Mr. Captain.

hungry la.

2006-07-06T16:55:00.000+08:00

-------------------------Sexual Joke----------------------------------------

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

The artist does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" written on her left thigh.

The artist does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you dont mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says, "I am sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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2006-07-05T00:03:00.000+08:00

For a dear friend.

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hope is gone?

2006-06-29T12:06:00.000+08:00

It's a long road
When you face the world alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold
You can find love
If you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear

then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

not alone.

2006-06-28T14:46:00.000+08:00

A strangely disturbing picture i feel.

Wowzas.

2006-06-27T21:53:00.000+08:00

Band audition was great!

*crosses fingers*

Im gonna start head banging.

- My dad's really fascinated by the way i wear my jeans. Like, what can i say.

- My dad, grands, mum and maid can make jokes out of it.

I love my jeans and i love my pants too ok. Both are different.]

"Lift up your shirt"
"Why u wearing two pants?!"

mum:"aiya.. its the in thing la"

again. what can i say.

ok dad.. its boxers.

***
I love the kelong experience. defintely would love to go there again.

The water, the food, the fish, the people, the wind, the bed bugs, the toilets, the bathing, the sun, the boat, the ...........

How can u not feel good and happy.

The convenience of not flushing.

Shit here. Bathe here. Piss here.

Fish eats shit wether hard or soft. Fish swims in piss and soap and conditioner.

Catch fish.

Eat fish.

sigh~ joys in life.

P.S i always flush after use.

the rest of me

2006-06-22T14:21:00.000+08:00

Cer and juan turned me into a soccer watcher.

why. cos of one night's implusivness (however u spell it) on my part.

***

'Chalet' at merv's place.

BBq was a 'real' success.

Juniors dun wanna come. =( or so i think..

We damn unfriendly MEH.

Doesn stop us from having fun #@!$!^%^#%#&.

P.S. i normally don't lose in fighting games

Batam

2006-06-18T18:55:00.000+08:00

Batam was awesome.

The food was sedap-ly cheap.

So is almost evrything else.

Everywhere we go, this would be spoken.

"Hmm.. so..convert already how much ah?"

Day 1.

Checking out the hotel rooms.

And having a body scrub and some shopping.

Body scurb was quite an eye opener although my eyes were closed throughout.

In their best attempt at english acent.
"How many of you?"

"4"

"Ok, we have 3 girl massage left, one must take guy. ok?"

OBVIOUSLY i had to take the guy. wasn't exatcly excited anymore

Ok, so on with the body scrub. It was .. alright. not as i expected.

Im talking 'clean' ALRIGHT. They just scrubbed the whole body.

Price: 9 dollars.

Day 2.

More shopping.

HAHa.. there's nothing much to do at batam except massaging, foot reflexologies shopping and eating.

I love Rupiahs i tell you.

P.s Batam will be my quickest getaway.

jolly shandys

2006-06-15T23:22:00.000+08:00

Did nothing the whole day but worry over SIP.

Gonna send more resumes now to up my chances.

Just when i thought family forgotten abt my birthday.

They bought me NYDC's BOOBOO cake today.

And my bro bought me a burberry cologne. *sniggers*

Loves happy family.

p.s batam updates tom.

you can do that?

2006-06-14T23:36:00.000+08:00

Thannk youu...

(not in order) -.-

sarah
shujuan
natalie
cerian
xiaowei
mervyn
raymond
rayner
damien
MUMSY
sue
flor
meiyin
shane
collette
jade
berlinda
denise
joseph
wei ting
tricia
dorothy lxo
shili
zhida
cake

.. for remembering and wishing me a happy birthday =) appreciated.

*borrow ah cerian*

Extra thanks...
To you For the shirt that says " wont sit still" HA. i think i don't.

To you For the HOT jacket and dinner =)

- I will wear them all.

To you For the sweet dedicated blogspot

and to you for the sweet cards and very very creative thing. =) ,for the thought and effort put into the gift. Love's it.

and to yall for the smacking dinner.

all i can say here is.......

11.57 p.m. 14th June. 06.

off

2006-06-13T00:39:00.000+08:00

batam tomo!

need money please.

gimme please.

till then

DXO-ed

2006-06-11T21:12:00.000+08:00

Was a Lifestyle and Chivas event.

You would expect ID checking to be slacked.

But no.

Bloody guy looked at me for a whole minute or so.

Ok fine. i looked like monk then.

One bouncer in particular made a big fuss.

"Im gonna call the police now"

"Why"

"Cos she's rude to me"

Fuck yourself la. Bouncer big fuck ah. Rude only call police. ASS WIPE.

Can you imagine a grown big man, what's more a bouncer saying this:

"No no, im going to call the police now. Ladies would you mind. Come, take a seat. Im calling the police now cos you were rude." Gay-ed.

What repute would it bring to the club.

And they were let off with the IC returned in the end.

FUCK YOU la cheebye bouncer. shlda taken his picture.

That aside. Party was great.

Pre-Party

Post-Party

Shots never do anyone good

those strange ladies.

2006-06-11T18:46:00.000+08:00

****

Had a really really really REALLY nice Japanese Birthday dinner treat from suesy~

Was really delicious and the food was authentic japanese.

We had buffet and as usual. i ate to the brink of vomitting.

Strange #1: All the waiters are waitresses.

Strange #2: All the waitresses are Chinese nationals.

Strange #3 Speak to them in English and they smile, and reply in Mandarin.

Strange #4 We had a total of 5 COMPLIMENTARY items.

We didn noe we could reject them.. bloody hell.. made us eat those so we would eat less of their sashimis.

The complimentary foodstuffs.

US and the place.

Slap me.

2006-06-08T22:12:00.000+08:00

What do you do when a problem no matter big or small arises between you and another.

Words of anger are exchanged.

Words said in that heated exchange.

If two people decided to keep mum after that and pretend it never happened. What would happen.

Would they not be friends anymore?

Just because neither wants to open their mouth to speak?

Just because the person who speaks first loses?

Both leave the conversation.

Both feeling angry.

Both wondering what the other is thinking.

It never was easy being the first to say sorry.

Put my pride and ego down and aplogise.

The other realises it isn't all that bad after all.

The other smiles.

The other apologises.

Both are happy and friends again.

With that history kept,

put aside,
served as a reminder.

It is not that hard to apologise, meaning it. If it's worth it.

bloody not studying yet?

2006-06-06T14:55:00.000+08:00
****! says:
wat times ur paper???

****! says:
knn reply so slow.nb

****! says:
i go study liao la

****! says:
stop bugging me u bugger

With friends like that. What more do i need. hahahah love them.

Hingis and Clijsters tonight!
_______________________________________
2juan,sarah:LOL

2collette: i thought u were really gonna kick me =P

2jade, someone else: yea thx. but im looking for the song that the bird WAS singing.

2brenda: LOL. yesyes.

2trisha: =) anyhow say only..

coffee dicted

2006-06-06T00:36:00.000+08:00
You got me hooked on coffee again. but i like. =)

Cant wait for 19th.

Little Damien would be visiting town tomo. 6.6.6 YAY/

what

2006-06-03T20:13:00.000+08:00
What have I got to do to make you love me

What have I got to do to make you care

What do I do when lightning strikes me

And I wake to find that you're not there

What do I do to make you want me

What have I got to do to be heard

Can anyone tell me the title of this song. its recognisable. but i cant tell. i'll remove it in awhile. meanwhile.. HAHA

lame games

2006-05-31T23:45:00.000+08:00
Name 20 random people without looking at the questions below.

1.sarah
2.sarah
3.sarah
4.sarah
5.sarah
6.sarah
7.sarah
8.sarah
9.sarah
10.sarah
11.sarah
12.sarah
13.sarah
14.sarah
15.sarah
16.sarah
17.sarah
18.sarah
19.sarah
20.sarah

friend right?

lame games.

2006-05-28T11:23:00.000+08:00
Name 20 random people without looking at the questions below.

1.sue
2.juan
3.nat
4.sharifah
5.hana
6.collette
7.jade
8.berlinda
9.xiaowei
10.cerian
11.mervyn
12.denise
13.winnie
14.florence
15.rachel
16.nicholai
17.raymond
18.rayner
19.bridget
20.santi

Q1) How did you meet 14?
Course mate.

Q2) What would you do if you've never met 1?

I wouldn be what i am today.

Q3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?

Lesbians? great.very good.

Q4) Did you ever like 19?

what? she's really really nice.

Q5) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?

LOL. maybe man.

Q6) Describe 3.

HMMMM.. walking piyo toy. hahah cute larrrrrrrrr.

Q7) Do you think 8 is attractive?

yes. of course.

Q8) Tell me something about 7.

A really inetresting character. I think im like her in many ways. Now something about her.. hm. high heel siao.

Q9) Do you know any of 12's family?

Hm. don't know.

Q10) What's 8's favourite?briefs or boxers?

Im just guessing that she might wear boxers to sleep. ahhahaha. right?

Q11) What would you do if 18 just confessed he/she likes you?

OMG.we are together since like way back.

Q12) What language does 15 speak?

Fantstical english.

Q13) Who is 9 going out with?

I don't know. me.

Q14) How old is 16 now?

18.

Q15) When was the last time you talked to 13?

Hm. last week.

Q16) What is 2's fave band/singer?

don't know man. emo songs. LOL. It should be si xing bu gai.

Q17) Would you ever date 4?

hahaha.. i wouldn mind! =) It happens, it happens.

Q18) Would you ever date 7?

yea of course.

Q19) Is 15 single?

no she's not.

Q20) What is 10's last name?

hm shu ro**

Q21) Would you ever be in a serious rship with 11?

LOl. no way man. im attached.

Q22) What school does 3 go to?

tp.as.

Q23) Where does 6 live?

omg. i think......... pasir ris. im gonna get screwed if its wrong..

Q24) What's your fave thing about 5?

her now funky bangs.

Q25) Have you ever seen 20 naked?

oooo. eric would kill me.

X3.

2006-05-27T23:23:00.000+08:00
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bar you ah.

2006-05-27T17:53:00.000+08:00
Haven you wondered why do we get debarred from exams instead of being barred.from it.

X3.

2006-05-27T08:08:00.000+08:00
Yesterday. i watched X3.. PERFECT.

I asked my friend to stay after the credit for a clip. a continuation supposedly..

i started doubting myself when the whole cinema was empty except us and the cleaners and the credit still rolling.

ALAS. the clip started. and i felt real smart.

but it was 1 minute into it got switched off!!!!! ARGH.. FUCK YOU LA!!! THE GUY MANNING THE MOVIE ROLL@#$!#@%$%%#^%$^%$^@^

PLEASE STAY

AND WATCH

THE CLIP

AFTER THE

CREDITS!

then tell me whats up

i leave quickly

2006-05-26T00:31:00.000+08:00
Jay's Ge qian brings back memories. its our song. our last song before kbox closed for the night.

i treasure

Landy's Zu wo sheng ri kuai le brings back memories.

time

it fades so quickly, like it never was real

obliterate you.

2006-05-25T22:20:00.000+08:00
CCN day tom! no diff.. lesson 9-12.shiok i love classes.

Gonna buy all of them damn good dunkin donuts.

wheres the $3 worth of coupon?!

***

We all move on with life, dont we.
I'm happy,
bonds grow stronger,
old friends return with love,
new friends are nice,
weeds are rooted.

Dislike grows. and grows.

*** X men!!!!! ahhh my goodness. love mutants.

Heres a spasticated tribute to a few of my favs.

flor: Haha yesyes.. new friends!
juan: i love wednesdays =)
chantong: welcome.. anytime
rach: hahaha just cos of one song?? i believe u la ok.. hahah =)
rayner: trisha will be jealous la.

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2006-05-23T14:15:00.000+08:00
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lets just sleep it off

2006-05-22T01:03:00.000+08:00
I guess evryone's feeling the stress already.

Im no exception.

wonderwall

2006-05-21T12:39:00.000+08:00
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would Like to say to you I don't know how

strange

2006-05-20T21:27:00.000+08:00

U noe there would be days when everything goes wrong? and you feel like shit. (well i don't exactly know how shit would feel like)

I got home around 530 and started chatting with SJ.. was trasnferring songs cos transfer speed was mad. i tink its cos of my upgraded computer. WAHA. rite.

630. My dad decided we should all go malaysia for dinner and dvds.

I agreed.. even with the piling work on my table. theres always tomorrow right?

I filled in the white form for Malaysia's custom..

Name, Sex, Passport No, Expiry date.er?>!@$?#@!%$#@%

My passport expired on 18 Fed 2006.wtf. $!%$#!^%$&^&*%$*

I had to stay home. upset

Fine, i'll skip seafood and stay home to finish my work.

Then, i called my mum to pick me up to grandma's.

" Your downstairs already?, ok im coming down"

mum: " oh i forgot to tell you, ah ma not feeling well, never cook dinner tonight"

WAH LAU EH.

Dinner cancelled on me twice.

Since i have to prepare my own meal tonight. I'll show you what i survive on usually

7 eleven's series of 'very nice meat with rice!'

Tear the plastic bag??
, yes beef rendang.

After emptying the contents, you get this "shit"-pun intended.

It turns out uglier then before heating it.
Well.. it tasted awesome. as always.

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2006-05-18T14:10:00.000+08:00
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yay

2006-05-14T18:30:00.000+08:00
Happy Mum's Day MA!

krapped.

2006-05-11T20:51:00.000+08:00
Sometimes i ask myself why i EVEN BOTHER

This is all shit. i'd rather before. maybe i'll act like before. i should.

seriously.

Day

2006-05-11T20:25:00.000+08:00
School's been good so far. Not bad at all.. just civil pro..

Glad i'm keeping up with work. For the first time.

Classmates been really good so far.

I was just looking through the schedule and i saw that the next break-12 may would be 2 weeks long.. great. i need it already.

-Im turning 19 really soon. =( not a really significant age.

16- YAY~ NC16 movies.
18- YAY~ Clubs and Alcohol and ~~Ciggies~~
19- What?

Nevertheless. i shall make this day worth 19 years of my life.

I wanna go on a beach holiday with friends.

Club.

And finally a nice dinner and get together.

You can make help make it worth 19 years of my life too..

1. Electric guitar.-Full set.

2. White guitar.

3. PS3

4. New Xbox

5. True Religion Jeans

6. Ipod Nano

bye you.

2006-04-29T20:41:00.000+08:00
goodbyes are hard for sure.

nevertheless, ive said countless goodbyes.

strong words from you, - actually quite proud of you.

you take care aight?

Pasting photos and quotes here and there
Good times flowing through my aching head
I will look at each and every one of them
Laughs we shared,
The tears we dealt with,
The all nighters that we attempted to pull through.
The drinks we had,
The fights we had,
The talks we shared.
They all show in our eyes,
In our poises,
In our smiles,
And in our tears.
The innocence and the mistakes,
The regrets and the tears,
The soberness and the hangovers,
And the friendships lost in time
So I guess goodbyes really are forever,
And I love you's really do mean bull s hit
And duct tape really doesn't heal broken hearts,
And alcohol doesn't cure pain,
And feeling sorry for yourself really does get you no where.
And in this good-bye,
I have maturedAnd I will continue to mature,I will chase my shattered dreams,
Rebuild all of these broken down walls,
Repair this worn down onyx heart
And remember all of you in the memories that we shared

-Its happening again.
***

I'll pray for your gramps S. Hope everything'll be fine. =)

Goodbyes said.

Hello now! new class new hellos!

Gimme gimme

2006-04-29T18:17:00.000+08:00

I really want to get a white guitar.

Im gonna resume my guitar lessons tomorrow onwards.

Music is just necessary in life.

"Mum, Dad i wanna buy a white guitar"

"For wad!? have guitar still buy..*followed by silence*" meaning.. case close. BOOO-HOO

any closer.

2006-04-28T21:41:00.000+08:00
Hang wif em.

Don't hang wif me.

Keep their dirt off me.

You're infected.

not easy to come by

2006-04-27T20:41:00.000+08:00
Funny how humans can make u feel like this one day and like that another day.
Sometimes i just wished i could program my friends and tune them all to my style. But that would be the same as robots wouldn't it.

Perfect friends? not in this life. this time.

Friends i can rely on? Possible. Many a few.

love to yall.

Silly you, silly me
To let you in and put a move on me
Never once asked for love
Always took it for what it’s worth, a memory but I don’t wanna meet on a lonely street
Where the talk is cheap
And the price is sweet
I’m not like that
And you don’t wanna see the other side of me
So i’mma hit ya off and i’mma set you free
Before you fall too deep

Sex after marriage is FUN

2006-04-26T21:03:00.000+08:00
WOMEN WHO CHEAT ON THEIR HUSBANDS ARE INCREASING.

WHY! and they do not feel remorseful attall!. wads with women this days. This just makes marriage scarier.

So you think she's the one.. and your do the usual dating and stuffs and ~~pre marital sex~~, have kids and live happily eveer after. wrong.. the wife starts cheating on her husband.

Living with your husband/wife for the rest of your life is difficult? i tink it is easy, since she/he is the one you love. Having one sex partner for the rest of your life is difficult? i tink it is.
I suppose one night stands are exciting and all..

End up, the husbands kill their wives on grave and sudden provocation.. and the kids suffer..

Just because wives (now) don't usually stay home and be housewives, doesn make them all high and mighty. Unfaithful la..

I would probably kill my wife myself if she cheated on me. But then again.. i gotta get married first..

I cant possibly imagine myslf worrying if my wife's out having sex with men after getting married. I could skin her and eat her. (so she'll be mine till i pass her out from my arse that is)

If both parties cheat.. i wonder why they even got married. Or maybe affairs would be a norm by the time i get married.

Me: Darling! im meeting Rachel for sex after dinner aight?

Wife: Alright darling! be back early ok? i'll be waiting for you *sends out flying kiss while i walk out of the door*

After sex with Rachel-------

Me: Darling im home~

Wife: Now.. how was your game with rachel?

Me:HOT.RAW. AND HOT.

Wife: Why don't you bring her over the next time..

Actually.. i really think casual sex after marriage would be THERE. its gonna be normal.

The law should castrate the men caught having an affair and make him eat his testicles while the women would have "something big enuff"(who knows wad all those casual sex might do to your vagina size" shoved up the women's vagina with super glue.

sigh~

stay.

2006-04-21T02:04:00.000+08:00
There moments in life when you miss someone so much, you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

When the door of happiness closes, another opens. But often, we look so long at the closed door, we don't see the one which has been opened to us.

Looks can decieve, Wealth can fade away.

Go for someone who makes you smilebecause a smile can make a dark day bright.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past. You cant go forward until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

Live your life so you'll be smiling at the end and everyone else is crying.

Count the memories, not the years.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

i love them models.

2006-04-13T15:01:00.000+08:00

People often ask "why don you have a girlfriend?"

Because i cant find girls like giselle bundchen anywhere =( Not giselle*
Urgh.. nosebleed.
Yes i live unrealistically. that is why.
Rachel settled that.

Rachel: Ahhh.. your the morbid type. This means that you are happier being miserable.

AHAHHA. really. i think i am, seriously.
OK then.. so dun ask me that question again?

2all who tagged: MY ROOM IS STILL AS CLEAN! argh. This insects are eliminated! terminated! DESTROYED.

Room raiders.

2006-04-11T20:09:00.000+08:00
You know there are days when u exclaim what the fuck! and really feel what the fucked.

I had a really really scary nightmare last night. Something satanic.. now that scares the sheez outta me.. so i couldn go back to sleep. Watched National Geog's special. THE HAJJ or Haj i dont know. So back to the wtf point. I had to take a dump half way thru..

WHAT THE FUCKING CHEEBYE!?!?!??!?!
I lost all urges to shat.
(I think my toilet bowl is soo CLEAN.) HA HALook at the fucking slime.
I was really thinking how this fucker got up here. all three levels.
Flushed it away. oops?

After thinking so hard. I felt tired. and went back to bed.
What the FUCKITY FUCK? double fuck now. Its a fucking lizard on my blinds.

Left it alone. - maybe he/she/it would finish off the mosquitoes or flies or wadeva flying.

Strangely fucked day. These two things in 5 minutes or so. -.-

PolyJC

2006-04-10T14:11:00.000+08:00
Papers today: Polytechnic students are STUPID and CHILDISH.

Are you kidding me? I think its really childish to make that comment. Do JC students really think they are a cut above the rest? Cream of the crop? Faster more intelligent students?

I don't think all J students think this way. Well. some.

Why. Why do so many people think like that?, even parents. Well, Junior College sounds a lil better then polytechnic doesn it. Its the 'TECH' in the word. It sounds really.. NOT BOOKS. In my secondary school, teachers would always ask: So, which JC's do you guys wanna go to?" and u hear the frequent Anglo Chinese JC or Saint Andrews and sometimes Hwa Chong. They never ever asked which Poly. Issit a shame? I was bent on going to a JC. Everyone was. Poly was like 'low class' but issit? no.

After recieving my results, i could enter a JC. But i chose Poly obviously.

We still do well in subjects we don't like. Put an average JC student in a poly and he'll ace everything. HTML? teach it to any JC student and he will definitely master it in less then half the time poly people take.

OMFG. JC student's will probably die from Poly work. JC's life is like secondary school life is it not? You go to school, you attend classes, you are given tutorials, you finish them, you do your own revision and you mug for exams. Mugging means lots of memorising.

Does memorising make you any smarter then poly students. Poly students do practical stuffs. Put a JC student into a poly and he would die from the multiple projects that have to be finished in groups. You won't die working alone in JC. but you would in poly. and that goes in the working world.

It is just easier for a JC student to enter into a localU.

Still. Why do JC students think they are smarter.

Poly students = people who can study and have fun at the same time=LIFE?

JC students = people who mug for 2 years and enjoy doing it.

The ministry should do something about this. Allow equal access into local U.

Why is it easier for a JC student to enter into say Business then a poly student when it is us, poly students who are more familiar with and comfortable with the subject.

*The things people say*

phlegm

2006-04-08T01:24:00.000+08:00
funny phlegm is spelt phlegm and not flam...

phlegm=flair germ?

alright.. im coughing now. my lungs are hurting my throat is sore.

Again i see the doctor and my mum complained tt im the one who spents the most on medical fees... HUR .. like i want!!

im a sickly boy...

a hug anyone?

*coughs*

I dun tink i ever EVER did finish any of my antibiotics given. tts y i take so loong to get well?

I tink i'll finish it this time. voice's turning phlegmy!

inspiration

2006-04-07T21:06:00.000+08:00
I woke today feeling hungry..

checked out wad my maid cooked and got turned off..

i was desperate. it is not like i dun have anything to eat at home.

i have an abundance of food. maggie mee with flavours from ASIA. but still. i wasn turned on..

for awhile. i just sat there and frowned.

read the papers and something struck me.
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i could drive. -.-

so i took the car and went for breakfast/lunch! =) ALONE

i had this really normal tasting wanton mee... (shld have eaten at home)

DUN WASTE YOUR FOOD AT HOME.

2006-04-06T14:10:00.000+08:00
Last week's badminton chalet was FUN.

Tho we din do much.. but it was just hanging around tt was fun..

I love doing...... nothing! =)

apparently we only took one proper picture..

love them guys.

we talked

2006-04-06T13:46:00.000+08:00
For the first time ever.. i talked more then i danced at a club.

I didn feel like dancing anyways.

I think i danced for only 5 minutes the whole night there.

I met an old friend.

Things happened.

Things changed.

I thought you hated me.

I realised how much i missed you.

A hug.

A handshake.

I was sober to noe wad i was saying AND doing last night.

Pictures taken in a blur.

raymond's friends are hot.
i know the pictures are nonsensical.. but tts the whole point. =)

Cheebye u?

2006-03-21T01:39:00.000+08:00
Some people should just FUCK themselves.

all day.

ABC

2006-03-19T23:47:00.000+08:00

Your Birthdate: June 14

You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May

Its quite true according to some. -.- shit.. I get by on my charm? Oh cmon.. I can already see some people shaking their heads and going tsk tsk.

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

The best thing that happened to me so far

2006-03-19T01:17:00.000+08:00
When Sarah got her license some time ago. i was green with envy. i was only at my second or third lesson. i felt miserable.

Then, i got news that she passed on one try.

I had to do it too.

I was desperate to drive.

Evrytime she said :" I dun fetch you then you noe!" i was compelled to be nice to her.

Wether i get ferried from here to there depends on the driver's mood. sigh~

I didn like that. i want to be the driver. I need to be the driver. I'd love to be the driver.

So.. i took my driving lessons seriously... and ... on 15 March 2006 9.45 a.m,

I PASSED IN 21 lessons.

( as much as sarah) =)

dun ask me why am i comparing. hahahahah

It feels better then anything else. ANYTHING.
i felt high and mighty when i entered the waiting room (for passers) with only me and another.

Its been long since i felt like tt academically. I WILL strive. muaahahhahahahah

I am now a ~~reckless~~ driver waiting for my mugshot license.

p.s i am a driver. not a chauffeur =) but im nice sometimes.

dye dye must dye.

2006-03-07T16:15:00.000+08:00
Watched Underworld Evolution.

MUAH. b-e-autiful.

Absolute hotness. She made the show a whole lot nicer and hotter.
N couldn stop gushing about Scott Speedman. aka the HYBRID. COOLNESS
He looks like Jack Hughman aka wolverine though.
The love making, yes love making scene... was it necessary...
BUT at least the love makers were good looking. =))
i think vampires are stronger then werewolves. Werewolves only have SUPER strength and bloody sharp teeth. Vampires have AUTO HEAL! omg.. and blood sucking thinngy.. they cant go tanning tho.. sigh~ SO i wanna be a hybrid thanx.
Why do victims always complain abt being a vampire.. i eman c'mon.. u get superhuman powers.. and fcking cool eyes yea? and u can suck blood. ..??
Underworlds GOOD
N had lunch at this place.

They have TRIANGLE pizza. HUH.

I was too full to eat it.. so NC.
The overly sweet green tea apple and the voodoo doll N kindly gave me.

FOTOeS.
I know this is meaningless. i like meaningless. I LIKE MEANINGLESS OK

Can satisfy

2006-03-01T12:59:00.000+08:00
Had my LAST 4th driving lesson yesterday.

Apparently i prayed before going for my lesson then........................

my driving was FLAWLESS

The confidence i need for my test. keep it coming

A little prayer can help sometimes. =)

Met Deadfish, Df for some buying and some eating.

Tin Dai Fung is overhyped.

the ~~FANTASTIC~~ xiao long bao (small dragon bun). its normal. way too normal.

The Ja Jiang Mian (sesame oil MEEE) is good tho.

Df treated me to the meal. =)

Total: Close to 300 dolls.
After some buying. Met mother brother and sister. Had some TV advertised steamboat. u noe the TIAN TIAN HUO GUO..
16.50++ per person. buffet. but the ordering system is quite retarded.
The soup came. I saw it and i was like.
Then....the tom yam soup tastes liek detergent. KNN

END

collectives

2006-02-28T12:57:00.000+08:00
monday.

natalie msged me and said the sun was good.. so i decided to meet her promtply.

we reached the eden at 12 and started sunning.

natalie: omg.. theres no clouds. its so hot!

me: -.-

who wants sun when they want a tan. -.-

so i brought my phone into the pool. its quite waterproof =) although she splashed loads of water on it.

Went to fix/buy spectacles.
fixed this:
and bought this:
got grey coloured contacts too. just for funn. =)
Then had lunch at Phins. best beer battered fish and chips.
Watched THE FOG. it was a frog. nonsense la the show. how can fog ghosts actually touch people physically. blah. whats more have some kind of POWER. adn the ending was. *mouth opens* RUBBISH.
simple. but fun enuff day.
***
got montblanc's skywalker cologne just recently, smells great. =)
im addicted. colognes/spectacles/shirts/jeans/caps/belts
gotta catch em all. -.-

i feel like dying.

2006-02-27T00:47:00.000+08:00
i was on msn.

then my face started itching.. so i scratched it.

i looked at my fingers. i see smth brown.

OMFG.. i scratched out my mole accidentally adn it started bleeding.

enjoy:

i noe this is really meaningless.

the toe saga continues.........

2006-02-26T23:07:00.000+08:00

after two whole days of tremendous pain.. disturbed nights and torturous showers. i survived.

NOW.

YUMMY RIGHT ALLAN!!

I wake up today from a nightmare----> Missed my driving lesson. OMG. its 60$ a lesson. thats why its a nightmare.

i looked at Mr toe. he loosk fine alright. *pats and kisses toe*

fark.. i cant kiss my toe.

im doing nothing again.

So during dinner i took a picture of my cousin LOL! HAHAHHA IM SO RUDEEEE. -.-

im gonna go skip for half an hour now.

i love excercising.

OK bye.

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

2006-02-25T09:35:00.000+08:00
Holidays always liddat larrrrrr... i waited, endured, suffered, and suffered.. for this days of nothingness to come.

I want to work. I may get a job now but i don't wanna work also. working is BAHHHHHHHH....

meanwhile.. my guildwar character is growing really strong.. heck. hafl of you dun even know what im talking about.

Why havent i been blogging:

1) Projects were chasing me with a parang.

2) After countless meetings for projects, i end up with little time for tutorial. Therefore sianness prevents me from blogging.

3) The weather was just too hot then.

4) I was really stressed out.

5) Exams were nearing.

6) I had a fucking paper called organisational behaviour which sucks all the life out of me.

7) With my fantastic GPA. i was feeling the need to study.

8) When you leabe soemthing out for a long time. It is hard to get back to it.

9) My computer is spoilt. till date.

10) My computer makes me angry. therefore sianness again.

-Justified-

***
Nonsense for yall.

Cake u b****...=)

U fucken broke my fucken toenail with your fucken shoe+foot.

Im still in fucken PAIN now. i wrapped my fucken toe anyhowly and my bathing frequency has dropped by more then 70% because of that.

It's quite sick to run water through an open wound or when there's raw flesh. the pain is almost orgasmic.

I can see you(cake) going.. "its not my fault wad!? u kicked into me!!!" yada yada...

if you walked faster that day.. i wldn have..
Then she tried negotiating a deal with me. something about a lunch treat.. RIGHT?

***

Government has been talking about strengthening racial ties of singapore recetly. By calling ourselves by our race. Well.. i think there is still racism in singapore. Enough of it to be disturbing sometimes.

I was living at my gran's for the study week. The have this really nice foodcourt downstairs with really nice food. But anyways.. i was buying some food and then i saw this.

OMG. wassup with the divider of Muslim and Chinese stalls!?!? quite shocking. wld there be any reason for this. its sick. i felt discriminated even though there were more chinese stalls with bigger space. there were hardly any chinese on the other side and muslim on this side.

what were they thinking.

The new Nokia n70. is an ALRIGHT phone. It is not THAT good. Well it has some nice thing like excellent video quality. and i mean EXCELLENT. with Excellent recording sound. It ha some nice features like photo editing in built.
Make pictures like this.
or this. common. but still something fun to do. Im screaming from the toenail pain.

some people..... ..

vill b back

2006-01-21T23:48:00.000+08:00
i vill b back soon. as when my computer is fixed.

updating with a laptop is no fun. installing infra and everything. trouble.

so my desktop should be fixed by sunday.

i vill b back soon.

mars attack

2006-01-04T23:47:00.001+08:00
Mars is usually so far away. even in real it is far away. at one fifty a bar. no joke.

Why do men love mars.. cos earth is running outta space dunzo..
i wanna live in mars.. live in all that gooey caramel.. and chocolatte.. mm
As time goes by... SO SLOWLY.. mars gets nearer.. and men rejoice! om g we cna live in mars!!

MARS WOULD BE WITHIN GRASP OF MAN ONE DAY.
Sexual innuendo on the above picture isnt intended.

lame. i know right? stfu.. or u get mars smacked.

cake owes me fried mars bars. THANK YOU.

Resolutions

2006-01-02T12:51:00.000+08:00
New Year's Resolution:

1. Bring my bank balance up by 3k this year.
2. Be nicer to siblings and parents.
3. Be nicer to friends.
4. ~~join singapore idol~~
5. ~~own more branded goods~~
6. Study harder
7. ~~Take less cabs.~~
8. Excercise more.
9. ~~Win something in IVP.~~
10. Practise piano and guitar more.
11. ~~Attend lectures~~
12. Learn a new instrument.
13. FUCKING DRIVE. (number 7. would be good then)
14. Stop spending money without a cahoot.
15. Grow my hair out.
16. ~~Be less horny.~~
17. ~~Be an X men.~~
18. Collect all Dvd's lent out. (god damn... return them)
19. Club at a reasonable frequency.
20. Get my father to buy me and my brother a nice car. (be it second hand).
21. ~~Take care of my new toilet.~~
22. Buy more clothes.
23. Buy more of whatever i like. (contradicts point 14. i know right?)
24. Learn to play the Scent of Love
25. Go on a holiday with friends during vacation.
26. ~~Work~~

so there u go. the ~~POSSIBLE~~ resolutions for the year 2006 and the most important ones.

Omg i still owe poh bee a 2005 project. i hope she gives up on it.

I promised myself to attend lectures last year. I promised myself to do tutorials.

i only did one part of it. at least i did a part.

I remember i spent a New year eve online on irc. it was during sec 1 or 2.. it was just. stupid.
Random people, strangers giving virtual hugs and shouting happy new year.. in all that colourful letters and IRC LOVERS expressing their undying love. it was just dumb.

IRC is dumb on its own. All i wanted to do was gain an official post. and have the power to kick and ban people from the channels *sniggers*

spent

2006-01-01T23:11:00.001+08:00
one year later.

im 18. nothing much has changed. nothing much i want changed. i guess 2006 would just go by like every year. i hope something exciting happens. maybe..

The thought of getting older each year scares me actually. joining the rat race. fighting for promotions. struggling to make ends meet...

my dad say: " study forever if u can, i dun wanna see your struggling in your work life"

sigh~

scares me further.

***

NYE was spent with a good friend. cake and well bits and pieces of rayner and mervyn.

So wanted to stay home on saturday night.. but i couldn't pang seh cake... and nye doesn come round every month.. DOH~

so.. usual. club... my fav door bitch not there.. sigh~ she must be partying somewhere. OO

Surprisingly i saw only rayner and mervyn there. wheres everyone else? at the impossibly long Q MOS? its impossible. as much as i wanna go there.. ive heard quite a bit of the horror Q's.. how to spell queue? wtf....like tt?

SO nice of cake to get me a ring that i like.THANK YOU!! *hugs* hahaha. its easy to shop for me, anything USABLE. and less of a DISPLAYABLE.

cake is sucha dancing machine. (sounds damn techno...tiu tiu tiu...)
cake is sucha drinking machine (doesn mean can drink well ok!)

usual guessing games, and Rayner really shouldn look down on my guessing skills.... i was just tired.

rayner is sucha blockhead.
rayner is my partner.

its so boring to talk about clubbing.. so save it///13$!%#%^#

***

Bought a fossil watch with my MErRrY ChRiStMaS voucher.

and i got another delayed christmas present today! weee.. i still have anotehr delayed coming.. FUNn.

Bvlgari smells the best really. (if u dunnoe bvlgari, noe it.. say BOO-GAH-REE, )

weeet HEARTS. * don cha wish your christmas was hot like mine oh yea~*

'Happy' New YearCHEESE

everything's not lost

2005-12-26T21:31:00.000+08:00
If you ever feel neglected,
If you ever think all is lost,I
'll be counting up my demons, yeah,
Hoping everything's not lost,Everything's not lost,
When I counted up my demons.
I found there was one for every day,With the good ones on my shoulder,I
drove the other ones away.
If you ever feel neglected,
If you think all is lost,
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah,
Hoping everything's not lost.
When you thought that it was over,
You could feel it all around,
Everybody's out to get you,
Don't you let it drag you down.
'Cos if you eve feel neglected,
If you think that all is lost,
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah
Hoping everything's not lost
Singing out oh yeah
Singing out oh yeah
Singing out oh yeah
Everything's not lost,
Come on yeah, oh yeah, come on yeah,Everything's not lost,

I larve christmas.

2005-12-24T01:19:00.000+08:00
My dad is the sweetest.

look what he got me for christmas. Installation of a ktv machine in lim bei room.

Now i can sing like im in K box all day without being told "last song". fuck. best of all, its update-table.

YAYNESS

works just like a kbox machine.. actually more like a party world one.. but its still good. its touch screen! even better..

currently, not every latest song is updated. well ive got 2000 songs free for update. so im really tinking hard.

AHH~ i love life. once again.

just like it.
the reason i wanna sing even more. No. 5. (jay chou)

WEE HEHE

2005-12-22T20:45:00.000+08:00
I PASSED MY FINAL THEORY ...........now im burden free.. ahhh..

Christmas is coming and evryone's shopping.. this is so much fun.i went shopping with my mum for my family's presents today and i end up buying 200 worth for myself.. we bought the presents tho.. fruitful day.

This year's Xmas is definitely better then last's. Lightings are better, atmosphere.'s better.. its jsut better.

i have no plans for XMAS! weee~~

why do i not have plans:

1) its like there are diff groups of people you can go out with. which would i go with.

2) Staying home on christmas day isnt all that bad. even if it doensn snow.

3)Doing one thing may not seem fun enough for christmas day.

4) doing a normal thing may not be fun enuff for a christmas day

5) i don't wanna do NORMAL things on a christmas day.

6) i dun want to feel ive wasted once a year's christmas on something normal and ordinary.

7) nothing seems good enuff to be done on christmas day.

there really isnt much special to be done in singapore is there. so i guess spending christmas day with whoever you love is the most worthy right now. friends family dog gf bf. WEE

I wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!(hopefully)

**

i just watched herbie. its sucha funny show. really. cutee with a double E.
Number's just different.

coincidentally i saw herbie parked outside my estate. someone had apparently painted this really old vowlkswagen the same way herbie is. FUKCING COOL. i dun mind driving it. beautiful. gorgeous.

AHHH~ its a merry merry christmas.

SAVE MY BABY FROM THE FIRE!!! NOOOO

2005-12-16T20:17:00.000+08:00
I tried Picasa. From natalie.

madness. UIR test tomo! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i havent studied. at all.. i dun wanna study right now... maybe later.. meanwhile i was walking around the house looking for stuffs.. wadeva it may be..

THEN. i saw my brother's SCDF uniform. =) and then the story goes....

lemme teach yall fire fighting ya.

Fire gloves. UM

Rescue Gloves. Now theres a difference right!?
Firefighting is not easy at all. It looks QUITE simple. but it isnt. The uniform probably weigh a few kg.. its crazy. Breathing in the fucking head gear is crazy.
looks FUNKAY uh! but its not really all that fun...

KUNGFU fighting.-AH TA~~!!
weeet~ i look great as a fireman. ^.^
"Ive come to your rescue, maiden"
I have plans for Halloween 2006 already. i need a partner in flames tho.. so i can douse the fire and be rewarded with kisses. ahhhh~
So next time u see a fireman... dun be a bastard/bitch and say fire fighting is easy..
Besides the pants are hooked up by suspenders.. typical american style.. quite sexy actually..
too sexy for show.sadly. =)
kudos and bless ure lucky asses for mid sem tests. * splashes holy water*

my loved one.

2005-12-14T23:02:00.001+08:00
I lost a loved one today.

I loved him so much.

The things we went through together. i wished u'd stayed.

Why.

When the big day's coming. u give up on me. at this near crucial moment.

I often boasted about you. how you'd sticked with me when i was only 13 years old.

Now u just leave. it has to be retribution.

Im really affected by your going. wad'd i do now.

The pain u suffered before leaving. i feel for you. who now. when i need u so much more.

i hope your safe with god.

my friend passed... today.. lets g=have a moment of silence please.

FUCK YOU. I SAID SILENCE BITCH.

Now feel.

My friend. Mr racket broke.
I feel a loss. i feel a loss of power.

h.a.p.p.y

2005-12-08T23:00:00.000+08:00
we learnt how to pronounce happy when we are at nursery.

we learnt to spell happy in kindergarten.

we were happy in primary school.

happiness doesn come always... now.

such a small word. yet sucha big word. all that really matters is happiness..

we work hard for money? with money we can buy the clonks we want and have at least half the happiness.

thinking abt it. being happy is all that matters. but its not easy being happy.

even if im a pauper. a happy pauper i would be. a happy pauper wouldn die a sad pauper.

blessed i am with those who make me happy. thanx.

Flesh Imp

2005-12-05T21:24:00.000+08:00
Conveyancing is so effin boring? and i really hoped i was gonna do well in it..

was really really shagged after convey tutorial... needed my caffeine.. so i got cake to cafe cartel with me. my student privilege card is udner used.

everything is so fucking expensive there. 12 dollars for fried macaroni.

decided to share St louis pork ribs with cake. Its huge. still cake ate the majority of it. i couldn control her. she's gone wild. loook.

DOGGED.
talking about self control here. =)
tried out flesh impin's cd after dinner. we are eccentric. i swear. well im worse.
we had to dance then WE HAD TO. but we couldn't. *smacks table*
ive acquired some new picture taking poses. really eccentric. we'll see...
got flesh impin's CD! woot~ and a nalgene bottle for training

Charlize Theron

2005-12-03T18:34:00.000+08:00
is impossibly hot.

i love the black hair on her. and the her kick ass hair. LOVE IT.

charlize doesn look too good with blond hair tho. some people just dun get dye colours right.

some girls should try this hairstyle. (if u look like her?)

GIRLS WITH BIG GUNS. 00 i want a girlfriend with a gun. =) so she can shoot me. Please shoot me charlize.

Chop me up with the blade and eat me.
milla jovovich looks too hot. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

loved day.

2005-12-02T20:07:00.000+08:00
was me dad's birthday yesterday.

almost fogotten but still. i didn. =)

got him

Yea i know it isn't the latest fragrance or wad. all that matters is the smell.
After smelling it. i thought it was really really good. so..................................

i got one myself! weet.
so he came pick me up after driving. first day on road! love driving. he gave me a quicksilver jacket.. hahaha. how sweet. so we exchanged gifts. -feel so loved- together now. *awwwwwwww
New shoes always suck. how they dun wrap nicely around your feet. and cause major discomfort.

YOOHOOO

2005-11-30T21:30:00.000+08:00
ker let! do u see this!!!

i need u to teach me about windows media player's html!!!

pm me.

2005-11-28T19:09:00.000+08:00
my back's totally OK now. its jsut a sprain after all...thanx to those who asked

charles
shujuan
cake
winnie
tiffanie

=)

***
went to a jc bash on saturday. @ FLUID.
i was really pissed at the very beginning. cos the music sucked. and the place ~~ROCKED~~
i really wanted to leave.. and it was only 12+

so we waited and waited.. couldn find an IC for cake to club hop. SO. we stayed. *hoping the music would turn good. IT DID.
we ordered our first drinks with the coupons...

later...

*music blasting*

me: HI, how much is a jug?
i would like to have 2 jugs of burban coke (remembered something about one for one all night)

FEMALE bartender: its 30 for a jug.

FEMALE bartender: *hands me two jugs ONLY*

me: sorry.. i thought it was one for one?

FEMALE bartender: only with the coupon! (we used it earlier on)

me: *stalled for awhile*

FEMALE bartender: grabs the thirty dollar in my hand

me: *still stalling*

then she proceeded to give me another 1 jug for free

me: *still stallling*

FEMALE bartender: *looks at me with the.."wad are you still waiting for?" face*

then she proceeded to make ANOTHER jug.

FEMALE bartender: *smiles and hands me the last jug*

me: *grinz* thanx =)

lesson learnt-----------stall at the bar.. for your free drinks.. or maybe its just me. =) WAHAHAHAHAHHA shut up.

so we finished the jugs in half an hour..

danced with cake. ray and ray dissapeared. merv was around now and then.

too long a story.. read cake's blog

clubs prove so much the more '''decent looking'''' people get it off better.

the club was really HOT, literally. heatwaves? my god? air con was down or something? according to virnice, cut cost? LOL. wtf. tt just makes it hotter, sweaty bods.

***

i can chew my head off right now. i got ZERO(0) for my letter to vendor's solicitors. WTF. ive never gotten ZERO for any assessed piece of work MY WHOLE LIFE.

all just cos i didn staple the acceptance copy to the letter!?!?!?
i dun tink i deserve it. really. ok. maybe give me a 50% deduction of marks. but wad? 100%?

consolation-at least i aint the only one.

OW

2005-11-25T20:39:00.000+08:00
i injured my back. hopefully nothing serious.

FLUCK

2005-11-24T15:03:00.000+08:00
just a nicer fuck *pun not intended* if u ask: "wad pun?" slap urself.

I am a really busy man/boy these days.

havent got the time to ~~wank~~ do wadeva i want.

i havent got the time to apply for my PDL- probational driving license i tink.

i dunnoe where is the fucking Q machine..

today is a thursday and im literally stuck in UIR class. this is damn retarded. i finished my practical worksheets fifteen minutes into the class and i cant leave? feels like detention. wad democratic society.. im gon complain to LEE KUAN YEW LA.

BANISH UIR CLASSES.

have piano class and driving later. Been cabbing too much. and according to sarah, taking cabs too often would result in one failing his/her/it driving test. THE WHEELS OF KARMA.. or wad. karma got wheels ah.

i can cook really well!! omg. i fried nice EDIBLE noodles.

i wanna learn MAMBO from denise... hahaha..
i wanna jab cake's **********************************
i wanna escape from UIR. but they'll probably catch me..

-if u want me, come and get me-

need to

2005-11-24T14:40:00.000+08:00
i need to update
i need to update
i need to update
i need to update
i need to update

dwilli dillum

2005-11-20T13:03:00.000+08:00
Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya liveAnd tell me all about da tings that you will fantasizeI know you dig da way me step da way me make my strideFollow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be deniedCome check me in-a night and make we get it amplifiedMe have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slideAnd in the words of love I got ta get it certifiedBut I give you da toughest longest kinda ride.

Chinablack-ed on friday. the place's great. the girl who checked our IC was------------
IF only.
was still empty around 10+
ordered a jug..

music's thumping...

another 2 jugs..
music's blasting

11pm+

crowds coming..
dancefloor's filling...
head's spinning....
dancing....
sweating....
hugging....
groping....
jizzing... uh no.. =)
~~smoked~~ i do not.

3am- more beer for the others

4am-rayner's gone, merv's a lil high

E.N.D

Endless days

2005-11-17T21:35:00.000+08:00
Helluva bloody busy week for me. so ive much bull to shit.

got my hair cutted. and dyeded for 74 blings. so there.
Ignore the face. =)

Another duck story. poor duck. smiling even when half its body is in the slow cooker. a duck's life.. sigh~

Had lucnh at ITAS foodcourt. aint so bad. presentations really yuck tho. look at it. looks like leftovers.

I FUCKING MISSED my advance theory test. YAY~ i thought it was 4.. but it was 3. i deserve an award.

First practical
Alls well.. stalled thrice on the break+ clutch part.. quite retarded... nothing exciting.. just driving and turning.. repeatedly.

Second practical
No stalls this time. Actually drove smoothly. BUT I DROVE UP A KERB. WOW... almost killed grass... the instructor was superhumanly spinning my wheel from passengers seat. but i didn got scolded or anything.. it was a sharp turn dammit...
Some cab drivers are just FUCKED.
After training on wednesday.. sue was sposed to pick me up in a cab. end up.. we took 15 minutes locating each other. the driver was pissed. when i went in... he did a pissed sound. (its just a pissed sound)
So.. we just talked in the cab...
me: sue. do i smell?
sue: *sniffs* Nah.. not at all.
me: i thought so too. in fact i smelt good.
driver:listens attentively with a uber pissed face
driver suddenly open all windows.
me: ~~CHEEBYE LA~~ UNCLE I SMELLY ISSIT!? ( I SAID TT)
driver: remains quiet.
me: boiling point.
me:spits on the floorboard with a splattering sound. (felt much better)
i wanted to spit phlegm into the back pocket. but i was too ~~humji~~ NICE.
well sue's writting to COMFORT anws. fucker guy. eat shit and die.

Benny Benassi-Satisfaction(Club Mix)

2005-11-11T15:30:00.000+08:00
If u read Xiaxue's Blog...

Also read Xialanxue's Blog

Apparently, Xialanxue is the NEMESIS of Xiaxue's.

There's some interesting stuffs about Dawn Yang

If u have no idea who dawn yang is... smack yourself with a brick x 10.

What The Fuck

2005-11-10T21:25:00.000+08:00
Had my first internet research CDS today. Its the best CDS EVER wad i practically did the whole 2 hrs was. search the internet on a particular topic. fucken interesting.

The screens in IT school are really lousie.. bloodie flickering. half an hour at the screen and i started having menstrual cramps.. oh noo.. its headache.
BEST COMPUTERS AWARD IT SCHOOL! =)

watched 2.5/5. there wasnt a climax. at least for me.

nasty show.Theres really something SICK about contorted bodies.. no pukes though. the audience really sucked today. horror shows are not meant to be funny.. dun laugh after uve jerked the seats unknowingly because u were SHOCKED. and save evryone the running commentary.. even before the show starts... i can read .. i know its HARRY POTTER. and why the fuck did they clap their hands after the show. Snot cute. they really should M18 all shows. watching a show would be very much more enjoyable. i could bite their heads off just like emily::

had lunch at sakae. its only then i realised.....
OMFG i forgot to go for music lessons. FUCKIT. i never forget music lessons.

u can make things out of sakae plates!

leaning tower of PISA.

the plates look sexy... hmmm

nuff said.

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

dah riving!

2005-11-09T22:43:00.000+08:00
HAHAHAHAHAHA 1987's are the last year to get a driver's license at 18!

*GLOATS*

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... evryone after can just wait. SERIOUSLY.. another 3 years till 21 aint nothing. considering i waited 18 years. i wanted to drive ever since i started suckling.

school's just hindering my progress. GAHHHHH

skipped another lecture today. WOW. im doing mighty fine... but i guess its alright.. just the beginning(of a downwards spiral). SLAP ME.

NUTS AGAIN

2005-11-08T19:26:00.000+08:00
Ive skipped the first lecture for this semester! omfg. im bloody lazy. i couldn wake up..

i was so mortified the whole day.. decided to change my blog template to remind me not to skip lectures again. I HOPE. calvin doesn help me. hes jsut hating school. hating school wouldn help a abit.. tt was just in anticipation of school..

Its gonna be fuxing busy. Driving theory/practical, music, tutorials, lectures.
so hopefully i aint see no evil or hear no evil.. and go fer every lecture and tutorial..speaking evil's fine.. and advance theory's on 17th GAHHHHH5|$%#@$^%@&^%$&

Y do people with talent DONT wanna go all out to exploit it.
packed my table and filedmy papers. things are gonna be so fine. conducive environment to study and do tutorials.

ive been having alot of dreams lately... sexual... SEXUAL... sexual... school... training.... basically evrything.... and i cant really sleep well.

*wanna try the air con FOODCOURT at applied science*

2005-11-07T18:21:00.000+08:00
Zouked on saturday. expected it to be bigger but not quite. Well. its big enuff.
music couldn be better.(sarcasm) TRANCE. weeee~ head banging all nite.. really wonder how the sub woofers take it.

I never thought trance could be this dumb.and i paid 28 fer a saturday night entrance. i actually wished they would play EVEN TECHNO tt nite, anything but more trance. apparently not. TASTELESS. brainless dancing.
Podium dancers arent exactly good dancers. FROM what ive seen. the guys up there are lousier dancers. drinks at zouk were good.
In a lil high state i broek an ashtray. blah. dancing's so much fun. aha

Phuture was better with the music-ROCK. well girls are phuture were hotter but there really wasnt much girls there. DARN.

***

First lecture after 2 mnths today. GAHHH!!.. I CANT TAKE IT ALREADY. but i'll persevere. or preservce. WahHAHahHAhahAH. hell i love school. CHEERS TO SCHOOL~

les miserables

2005-11-02T16:18:00.000+08:00
i feel miserable.

i couldn complete a 5 round jog today. EXHAusted.

finished listening to november's chopin. 5/5 wahaHAHAHhaHA.

cant deicde if i wanna go to gotham penthouse with bad people BAD people.

penthouse is actually a porn magazine. a top grade one to be exact. i didn see it.. i read alot.-general knowledge.

and its getting gloomy now at 4.20 pm.

DRAGON BOAT GIRLS are all muscle. WO. 0.0 not attractive. nah-uh.
they are so pumped up on being pumped. it sounds sick. but yea. they are.
then again. they're admirable for their team spirit. other then that... u noe.
mayb im jealous of their muscles. HA
ima get sued for this. please do not ask ure dragon boat girl friends to read this.
-NOTHING AGAINST DRAGON BOATING-

-BOY 18 gets sued by dragon boat association for wrongful allegations after an complaint by TP- sigh.

is saturday nights at zouk really crowded.
hoei clubbers! can someone tell me whats GURNING.

some clubbing thoughts:

people who engage in verbal or physical altercations (otherwise known as a fight) are emotionally UN-evolved Neanderthals and should be avoided at all costs. If you fight in a club you could? (a) go to jail (b) get sued (c) get the crap beaten out of you in front of all of your friends (d) all of the above But most importantly people who fight in clubs NEVER GET LAID AGAIN!-muahahha

if you are a smoker.... it is extremely distasteful to throw cigarettes on to the floor. Other people who see you do this will think that you are a completely self absorbed slob and they will picture your house or apartment as a disgusting pork greasy ash tray.

Falling down a flight of stairs, pissing your pants,shatting ure pants or getting puke in your hair or acting like a complete nicumpoop after downing a few drinks will guarantee a sex free month, if not an eternity.

jaychou-ism

2005-11-01T11:43:00.000+08:00
woke up this morning for gym at marina. supposed to meet sue and santi after gym at marina for lunch, sue's cooking.. =)

receieved msg tt santi's down with rash.. decided to gym at home today.. fucken lazy.

gd thing i decided not to go.. went downstairs to read the papers.. sameold boring stuff... people kill people.. mums kill babies.. maids get tricked into sex labour.. maids kill maids.. man rapes little girl..

until.. i see the review on jays's album blah blah blahh.."out today"

rmbed something about free posters and stuff. so i quickly got changed and cycled to eastpoint.

TADUM! I GOT IT!!! with poster calendar and vcd. =) woots

i havent listened to evrything. but its rated 4.5/5. THE 0.5 just cos i havent fin listening.

posterrrrrr

freebies

Album+VCD

nuff said. get the album urself! my burner's spoilt. or issit? =)

sometimes

2005-10-29T22:46:00.000+08:00
for all you girls. who still love the guy who hurts you. sweeeeet~

Honestly, can I say what I mean
Don't you play with me
Cos I'm a lady

When I look in your eyes
I can see through your charm
You're constantly twisted
I'm angry, alarmed
Your poison has taken control of my soul
But I won't say no more
And I won't take no more

Sometimes I wonder where this feeling began
Deep in my heart right from the start
Tired and lonely I'll move on from this pain
I'm starting again I'm breaking the chain

Emotionally, it takes all of me
Apologies, but you don't really have a hold on me

There's a distance between us
And you take the blame
I know that you try but
At the stage of the game
I've started a new life
There's no turning back
With you now, don't you know, can't you see I got over